I recently communicated with my
ex-husband with whom I've not spoken in 22 years. I've had a lot of time to heal from his
betrayal and lies but while he moved on, well, he married his mistress, I've
not found true and abiding love in the subsequent decades. I have to confess, that physically, my
ex-husband is my ideal. I was as physical
attracted to him the day we broke up as the day we met. I find it ironic that several of my current
requirements he had when we were married but I found them offensive or not
assets at the time. My tastes and
standards have evolved tremendously as well as my knowledge of self. I get that one can never find perfection, and
I’m not seeking perfection but merely someone perfect for ME. I am utilizing all of the law of attraction
methods I know to manifest a man who matches my needs. I would like to be partnered. I would like to find a mate with whom I can
share my time and space and energy, whom I can love and be loved by. We all have our preferences and tastes but I think
that with the closure I had with my ex-husband that the Universe might just see
fit to bring me someone incredibly close to what and who I am looking for.
It seems that any time I write
about my preferences in a mate people get their panties in a bunch, because
apparently, nothing offends people more than me stating what I want in my
partner. I always seem to get the most vitriolic and
hateful responses from people who feel that my standards are too high or they
don't like my criteria because they don’t meet them or they don’t want the same
thing I want in a partner. I’ve been told more times than I can count that I
should lower my standards and be satisfied with the superficial criteria they
use in choosing a partner or that my criteria is impossible to find and I’m
being unrealistic. My response to my
detractors is this: 1. I’m not
average. I’m not looking for someone
average. I am not asking for anything
that I don’t bring to the table. If I
exist, then certainly there is someone out there who matches my energy. 2. I don’t really care if you are offended by
my list. If you don’t meet my criteria
or you want something different in a partner, that’s fine by me.
Finally, I'm always willing to
compromise on the things I want but I'm not willing to settle on what will make
me happy. I know the elements that are essential for me
to be happy in a relationship and I know the things that are niceties that are
the icing on the cake. I would never overlook
a man who brings all the essential components I require to the table just
because he’s not the right height or he doesn’t have every single thing I am
asking for. More importantly, it’s not
anyone’s business to tell me what I should or shouldn’t compromise on.
Shall we begin? OK.
It goes without saying that he
must be a Black man. I'm outrageously
turned on by someone the same skin tone as me as I adore making love and seeing
our limbs intertwined and not knowing where I end and he begins. Again, it’s my preference, but I'm putting it
out there what I want. I’m attracted to
a man’s essence, his character, his intellect, his integrity, and his gigantic
heart so he can be any shade under the sun from blue black to ultra light. His consciousness must, however, be that of a
Black man. I don’t want an assimilated, acculturated
man who wants to be white or thinks that we should all be colorless. I want a Black man, inside and out.
I'm attracted to men who are
6'3" or 6'4". I'm 5'10",
I love to wear heels, and that height just fits me perfectly. I'm much more apt to date someone shorter
rather than taller because, oddly enough men who are 6'5" or taller just "don't
fit". 5'11" is the absolute
shortest I'd want to go but my dream man is 6'3" tall. I’ve found that physical attraction is a key
component in the integrity of my relationships.
I was not physically attracted to my last partner and I convinced myself
that I was attracted to him physically because I was so attracted to his
intellect. Looking back, I remember times
being in the grocery store and holding hands with him and feeling uncomfortable
because in the back of my mind I didn’t find him attractive. I didn’t consciously acknowledge it but I
knew it was always going to be there from the minute I laid eyes on him. I love a man who is 6’3” because it makes me
feel warm and tingly when I stand on my toes to kiss. I love the sensation of having a man be
taller than me when I’m dressed up and we go out. I love the way I can find my exact spot in
his arms when we are snuggled in bed, they way my body conforms to his. I love the look of a man in a suit when it
falls just right . . . it just gives me
chills.
It's hypocritical of me to
suggest I want a man whose body is tone when I know good and god damn well that
I'm currently 20 pounds over my ideal weight.
I would like to think that there is a man who is active and trim, not a
gym rat, not a hard body, who doesn’t mind a woman with some mature
curves. I don't at all intend to stay the
weight that I am currently but I also don't think I have to be perfect before I
find the man who is perfect for me either.
If I meet a man and he’s got a few extra pounds, we can work it off
together. I’m cool with that. I’ve dated men who were big and handsome and,
again, it’s about maintaining that physical attraction. I don’t want to have to manufacture
attraction to my mate. I want it to be
organic and real.
I'm not a size queen. I don't want a guy with a gigantic dick. Ouch!
I much prefer average to slightly above average. Seven inches would be perfect for me. And while we are talking about sex, I’d like
him to be sensual, romantic, and erotic.
They are all different things and I’d like him to be versed in all of
them. His sexual skill has to have
evolved past hitting it, stabbing it, and killing it. If he’s willing to take his time and pleasure
me, I’m going to put it on him like he stole something. He MUST understand the art of being verbal
during sex but it can’t be based on calling me a slut or a whore. His skill must have evolved past what he
learned when he was 16. I love exploring fantasies with my partner but
he must be evolved enough to understand that everything I think about are not
things I always want to do. Sometimes, I
just enjoy talking about taboo, kinky things.
I’m addicted to intimacy so it’s about sharing and being transparent and
being completely open, it’s not about going out and doing everything that
crosses my mind. Finding a man who gets
that is essential.
I actually prefer a hairless
man. I modicum of body hair is not at
all a turn off but very hairy men don't do it for me. Smooth, baby soft skin? I’m drooling.
Oh, and I have a thing for hands.
I’m not even sure I know what it is but something about a man’s hands
and fingers captivate me. It’s not a
fetish or anything and I don’t even know what sort of hands I like, I just know
that I like nice hands.
I will not date a Christian
man. Never again. I would prefer he not be atheist because
atheists tend not to acknowledge the wonder of the universe and how Divinely
ordered we all are collectively. Any and
all organized religion is off the table with the exception that I will consider
dating a man who is Buddhist. My
preference is someone who is spiritual, not religious, and who has a holistic,
integrated view of science and consciousness interconnecting. What?
It's my dream man. I can ask for
whatever I want. Meditation, yoga, some
centering/grounding practice is a must.
I will never ever again in life
date a man who identifies as heterosexual.
He must be OPENLY bisexual. He
has to be comfortable with his identity as a versatile, bisexual, Black
man. He has to be anally aroused and
have toys to satisfy his needs when he is without a partner because he is
discerning. I will not tolerate someone
who goes out and hooks up with strangers and sucks men off in glory holes to
satisfy his cravings for sex with another man.
He must have loved another man, been in a relationship with another
man. He will be comfortable with his
identity as bisexual, just as I am, and he will not be obsessed with unsafe and
dangerous behaviors because he's tormented by not being straight. This is an absolute, no compromising.
He must be monogamous! I'm bisexual and monogamous so I expect that
from my partner. Once I find my ideal
partner, I want to focus all my time and energy on loving him. I want him to do the same for me. I get that it's unpopular to identify as
monogamous these days but there are so many unhealthy, dysfunctional people in
the world that when I find the man created for me, I don't want to bring
another person's energy into our relationship.
I will work like a Hebrew slave to make sure that we stay happy, that we
communicate our needs, desires, fears, and concerns with one another. That takes commitment. Having other people in and out of our bed
will only serve to be a distraction and potentially infect our relationship
with their negative or unhealthy energy.
If he is a kinkster, meaning he
is in the BDSM world, I would prefer that his role be that of a Dom to white
men exclusively. Black doms who dominate
white women? No thanks. I want nothing to do with men who think it's
a turn on to be a BBC nigger buck/bull.
If fucking white women is a turn on for you, I'm not the woman for
you. I will not even entertain the idea
of a man who dominates Black women. You are degrading your mother, your sister,
your daughter. I want our relationship to be one of equals,
partners, who love each other passionately, not a power play. I am not submissive, I will not ever be
submissive. I do not desire to dominate
my partner. I am not attracted to men
who want to be submissive to me. He
doesn't have to be a kinkster but if he is, I would like him to enjoy
dominating white men with me. (We can
discuss and negotiate if we will do it together as a couple and how we will
deal with the sexual element). I'm
perfectly fine if he's not in the life as well but I'm hoping that he will be
understanding of the fact that a significant portion of my sexual arousal comes
from divesting white men of the fallacy of white supremacy.
If I'm creating the perfect
partner and the ideal life together, I would like to us to share the perfect
submissive together. I would like it if
we could find one white man who would belong to us, whose energies matches our
own. I don’t want a full time/live in
sub, just one who could play when the need strikes us. Since I’m using up all this manifesting
energy, I should probably take the time to make out my own little list of all
the things I’m looking for in an ideal submissive. Finding my lover is the most important
thing. If he has no interest in
dominating white men, I never have to dominate another white man as long as I
live.
Culturally he has to be super
Black, Black-Black-blackety-black. I
don't care if he is as light skinned as Walter White (don’t ask, look him up),
I need him to make Jesse Williams look like an arm chair activist. He has to be committed to the liberation of
Black minds. My greatest fear is that I
will find a man who is all the things I’m looking for and he won’t meet this
one criteria. I want him to love black
art, and be knowledgeable about black history, and listen to jazz and love
Alvin Ailey as much as I do but something in my gut tells me that the man who
is created for me won’t be willing to confront racism with as much unapologetic
fervor as I do. I don’t want that to be
an issue of contention for us. It’s all
speculation and conjecture because obviously I haven’t found anyone even close
to meeting my standards yet but something tells me, I have a very strong
FEELING, that this is the one thing that will challenge us most.
Politically, he has to be as
left-leaning as one can get before falling off the scale and landing in
Guantanamo. I need a socialist who
believes in helping the poor and the under-educated become self-sufficient. Moderates are offensive to me. Conservatives are repulsive and repugnant. He has to see himself mirrored in people of
all nationalities and colors around the world as well as fight for our unity,
not our division.
While he does not have to be as
intellectual as I am, he must be well-read, he must be entertained by music and
art and literature that is far beyond what the masses consume. I want him to love to dance, and if he can salsa
that would be a huge plus. He not only
has to read, he has to be captivated by my writing and want to devour
everything I've ever written. I want him
to love the theater, and not those crappy Madea plays. I want him to enjoy neo soul and rare grooves
and world music and straight ahead jazz.
If he is well-versed in many topics and can speak about them
articulately at dinner parties, I don’t need him to understand the fundamentals
of quantum physics or explain the axiological parameters of indigenous consciousness. I can discuss those things with academic
colleagues.
My man is creative/artistic. I want him to be able to express himself with
music or art or painting or sculpture or acting, hell, it can be jewelry
making. I can’t stand men whose only
interests are sports and video games.
They bore me. I want someone who
is passionate about creating art. My art
is my writing. I want to create art
together. I want to write songs together
or a play or create some lasting and profound body of work that is our creative
baby.
Actually, I should re-order my
list to make his emotional traits first.
To say that I want a man who is emotionally mature is an
understatement. He MUST be emotionally
mature, first and foremost, not compromise.
He has to apologize when he’s wrong, he has to be able to communicate
his concerns without projecting and deflecting blame or guilt. He can’t be self-centered. He has to know his issues and his triggers
and be constantly working on them. He must be driven to evolve constantly. His commitment to honesty and integrity is
imperative. I need an excellent,
effective communicator. He has to
prioritize our relationship and understand that the minute he isn’t happy, he
has to tell me so that we can decide if it’s time to move on or we need to
change the dynamics of our relationship.
I am not tolerating a sexist, patriarchal, misogynist man. He’s not like that at all. I know him.
I feel him.
Weed, or natural botanicals are
the only drugs I’m comfortable with him doing.
We both drink alcohol in moderation.
I’m lacto-ovo pescatarian but I don’t mind a carnivore at all. His food tastes have to be advanced beyond
fried chicken wings from the Chinese spot, or the same boring foods that he
eats over and over however. A bit of a
foodie would be awesome. An organic
foodie would be preferable. My man has a
unique sense of style. He can wear a
tuxedo and look damn good and wear jeans without looking like a 20-something
rapper.
One of the most essential traits
for my man is that he can’t be intimidated by me. He can’t be intimidated by my intellect, my
activism, or by letting my star shine.
He has to be completely comfortable with the enigmatic being that I am
and still see all the facets of me, even the fragile, insecure, damaged
parts. He has to be supportive and
nurturing and be my biggest cheerleader.
Notice I didn’t include car or
job or income or wealth or house or any of those things. Those things don’t matter to me. Those things are truly superficial. I would like a man whose aesthetic tastes are
complimentary to my own so that one day, when we build a house together and
furnish it, that it can be filled with the art and furnishings that we both
love. I would love our garden to feed
all our friends and family and neighbors.
I would love to make love to him every single solitary day until we are
old and ready to transition. That’s my
dream.
Well, there you have it
Universe. I’ve put it out there. If I can see it, I can achieve it. Bring forth the manifestations of my desires
to me now. And so it is!
