Acting “White”

If a Black person looks to better themselves with an education, he or she is accused of acting white. The Black community loves to throw that saying around like it’s an insult. What exactly does that mean? If you speak well, if you embrace education, if you don’t identify yourself as ghetto, that means you are acting white. It is our way of embracing ignorance, claiming that we have some inherent birthright, based on our color, to poverty and stupidity. Moreover, white people LOVE to feign insight into the Black community by denouncing those who don’t want to “act white” and embrace African Americans who are anxious to divorce themselves from the Black community and identify themselves as colorless. There is no such thing as being colorless in this society and intellect, articulation, and excellence are not exclusive to white people. If we are ever to evolve as a people, we must stop this absurd notion that white people are equivalent to excellence and that being black means we are dumb.

Pick up a book, go back to college, take a night class, use the internet to learn out our history instead of just wasting your life away.

Copyright 2009 AfroerotiK All Rights Reserved

The New and Improved, "I'm not Racist."

I've noticed a recent trend. Any time a white person says something racist, insensitive, or just plain uninformed and I correct them, they immediately respond with, "Hey, I voted for Obama." It doesn't even matter what the topic is. Their immediate, knee jerk response is to say, "I voted for Obama." It's the new, "I'm not racist."

I have to wonder how many of these people are lying. Not every white person voted for Obama. Many didn't vote for him because he is Black. It seems white people have an instant out now by claiming that they voted for Obama and that is supposed to absolve them of any of their misdeeds.

Mr. AfroerotiK Application

Mr. AfroerotiK Application

I’ve given up on finding love. It’s just not going to happen for me. I’ve learned my lesson and I’m prepared to spend the rest of my life alone. I’m not saying that there aren’t any good men out there; I’m saying that the men that I attract are not emotionally mature nor are they capable of vibrating on the same level as I am.

That being said, I’ve created a fool-proof method to get rid of any potential bothersome men who might try to distract me and convince me that true love might in fact be possible for me. I have the quintessential disqualifier of sorts. I’ve composed a series of application questions that I’m going to give to any suitors who may catch me when my guard is down and give me a glimmer of hope that companionship and intimacy might be an actual possibility for me.

The following is a list of questions that any man who is interested in me must complete in full. Those who are unwilling to even attempt the questions are automatically seen for the insincere boys that they really are. Those who complete some of the questions and not all of the questions will prove themselves to only be capable of handling the good situations in life and not the rough or difficult situations. Those who complete all the questions but their answers reveal some hidden misogyny, insecurity, immaturity, or personality flaw will be politely dismissed and summarily discarded with a quickness. That combination of disqualifiers will ensure that no Black man will ever earn the title of “Mr. AfroerotiK.” I demand a man who is introspective, who has examined his life, who can be honest even when the answers are painful.

It’s not too much to ask for a man to answer these questions. If I am to give you my heart, my body, my love, then it certainly should be a privilege for a man to take the time and answer these questions because what he gets in return will be a woman who is loving, nurturing, supportive, challenging, and who will love the dirty socks off him. We as women, myself included, are too quick to allow a man access to our hearts when he hasn’t proven himself worthy. I refuse to get hoodwinked by evil, manipulative, pathological liars and cheaters who know how to say what they think I want to hear but really feel another way. The questions are constructed to weed out the brothas who think they don’t have to do a damn thing to be in a relationship, the game players, the boys, and the emotionally immature.

1. What did you do wrong in your last serious relationship to cause its demise?
2. What does it take to make you happy?
3. What are you going to be doing 10 years from now?
4. What can you say to reassure me that you will never cheat on me?
5. What would you do if you discovered that your wife was cheating on you?
6. Who are your heroes?
7. You are writing our own wedding vows. What would yours be? (roughly)
8. What mistakes did your parents make in raising you?
9. What are you better at than anyone else in the world?
10. If we were in love, how would you SHOW me that you loved me?
11. What is the worst thing your ex’s could say about you?
12. What do you consider your responsibilities in a relationship?
13. Describe in detail your religious, spiritual, philosophical outlook.
14. Why do you think most marriages fail?
15. How would you make our relationship last if one of us were to have to relocate to a distant location?
16. What causes infidelity in relationships?
17. What traditional roles, if any, do you expect your mate to fill in a relationship?
18. What traditional roles, if any, will you be willing to fill in a relationship?
19. What is the sexiest thing a woman has ever done for you?
20. What’s the sexist thing a woman could ever do for you?
21. What do you think is the most important issue facing our country today?
22. What do you think is the most important issue facing the Black community today?
23. Describe the events in your life that made you grow up the most.
24. Describe your position on the following topics: abortion, welfare, homelessness, unemployment, reparations, the war in Iraq, legalizing marijuana,
25. Whom is the person you hate most?
26. Where would you go on your ideal vacation? Describe what you would do.
27. Describe your perfect wedding, honeymoon, and dream home.
28. What’s the biggest regret you have had in your life?
29. What is the stupidest thing you’ve ever done in your life?
30. What’s the smartest thing you’ve ever done in your life?
31. What aspects of your personality would you change if you could?
32. What will they say about you at your funeral?
33. How do you feel about going to counseling?
34. What is the biggest improvement you need to make in your life?
35. How many women have you had unprotected sex with?
36. When will you know when you have found Ms. Right?
37. What makes you think you are ready for a long term relationship?
38. Why do you like me?
39. What is the most important thing you want to teach your children?
40. What is the most important thing that your parents taught you?

Any man who can answer those questions will have proven that he has done the work on himself that is deserving of a chance to be my man.

Pregnant with Desire

Pregnancy can be erotic. Explore the sensual side of being full with child in this selection of images and audio that celebrate the beauty of the ultimate gift of womanhood.

Sexual Healing

In the Shadows

Scott B. Clair . . . at it again

Ladies and gentlemen, I hate to have to do this but I feel I must. My arch nemesis and the person I hate, abhor, despise more than anyone in the world is trying to fuck me over AGAIN. No, he has fucked me over. I wrote a personalized and customized story for him, Black Daddy Domination, at his request. He was supposed to pay me $1000 for the story. That might seem a bit exorbitant but I assure you it's not with the HELL this person has put me through in the last five years. Well, I wrote the story before getting payment, which is something I've not done before. We've been on the merry-go-round for many years, so I just wanted to get it over and done with. When I inquired about payment, he told me that he wouldn't be paying me because he was being blackmailed by some muscle bound freak of a woman who was extorting money from him. That's all well and good, and trust me, it's his fetish so he's enjoying every minute of it, but I'm not some ghetto tranny hooker he can dangle money in front of like a carrot. He hired me for my services, I provided them, and now he's refusing to pay me. I posted the story publicly, with his real name included at his request, because I wasn't going to let him think that he could have any sort of power over me. I lived up to my end of the bargain, he has not lived up to his.

He wrote to me on December 2nd, BEGGING for my forgiveness and offering to pay me $2000 for the story that I wrote. He now refuses to respond to my emails so I'm left with no recourse other than to do this childish, yet necessary action in order to get my payment. You see, he's paranoid about exposure to his coworkers and associates.

The following is his unedited correspondence with me from 12/02/08. I will follow with more emails, one a day, until I get payment. I have YEARS of correspondence from him.

Thank you all for your patience in dealing with this very messy matter.

Scott Clair (scottyboy39@yahoo.com) writes:

Dear Scottie,

Please reconsider my banishment. Please allow me to become a member again. I'm begging.

What you have created with AfroerotiK is nothing less than brilliant. It is a major force, eternally changing all that come across it. Whatever flaws I may possess, you know I know and respect great writing and important voices: there are few with the vision, will, and incisive vocabulary that inspire and educate. The clarity of your latest writingd is really something.

I'm not blowing my usual smoke, you are greatness. I have been witness to it. Your moment, a long time in coming, is arriving.

I don't possess the will or energy to make up any more screen names. Either I have grown past that, or you have broken me of it. Probably the latter.

Also, many people feel, now that the nation has elected President Obama, that racism is over; that white people no longer have to look at their behaviour, acting as if the past has been dismissed. You know that this is not an end but a beginning to push harder on your agenda, challenging people past their limits, preparing them for a Paradigmatic Shift.

Let me pay for the story you wrote. Reading it scared me. We've never met but no one knows me better than you, including myself. Please let me know how much and how I can send it to you. I remeber a price of $1,000. Is it $2,000 now? Please let me know. Allow me to honor your work and my debt.

Thank ypou for your consideration.

(Do they seem like the words of a man who is sincere?)

Do openly bisexual Black men really exist?

I'm only interested in openly bisexual Black men as partners. I'm not attracted to bi men who are DL, the ones who can't admit that they are physically or emotionally attracted to other men. I'm not looking for a super freaky threesome either. The last reason I'm looking for a bisexual man is sexual. I'm interested in openly bisexual Black men for many reasons, primarily because I'm attracted to men who have let go of absurd notions of gender and sexuality. I’m interested in bisexual men who can acknowledge that their manhood and masculinity aren't defined by how they experience pleasure. I'm only attracted to men who can distance themselves from the misogynist, patriarchal, sexist, oppressive notions of what it is to be man and how society tells men to relate to women. Men who have redefined their notions of top and bottom and see themselves as sexual beings without labels arouse me. I'm attracted to bisexual men for a host of socio-political reasons but I can't seem to find a bisexual man who is interested in forming a relationship with me. They either prefer men or they find some excuse to display knee jerk homophobia in front of other people. I desire an openly bisexual man. That doesn't mean that he has to wear a t-shirt in public saying "I like Dick," but he at least has to speak up when people say antiquated, homophobic comments. He can't pretend to be straight around people and then only admit his sexual attraction to men behind closed doors. We are so distorted and warped as a people; our sexuality is so unhealthy and dysfunctional that I'm beginning to think that openly bisexual men don't exist.

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